Ah screw it lah. A neverending list of reasons. I just need my sleep.
BEFORE that, lemme just blog bout yesterday. So me and AJ went out. Everything in the day was good. We met, we got the webcam she wanted, we left sim lim square. NOW THE THING IS.. everything went downhill from there.
Maybe it was that butterfly/moth in the bus, maybe cos we were both laughing at the people who got so terrified of that lil thing, maybe its because I didn't take the butterfly/moth and throw it out of the bus.. MAYBE.
The moment we got our asses to Parkway, we got to the library, we dunked her OVERDUEDbooks there and walked off to ParkwayParade. Now I swear to God, I HATE SALES ASSISTANTS there. When we went to this perfume shop kinda thing, they were surrounding us like as if we were going to walk out with a bottle in hand without paying. Like damn what the hell lah. "miss, can i help you?" IF I WANTED HELP, I WOULD HAVE ASKED RIGHTTT. Urgh.
And its not just one, it was one after another. HOMYGOD.
Just like my nightmares. Wish I could have a shirt that was printed in bold "I Don't Need Help. You do." And by the way you chinkies, its MAY I help you. Not CAN I help you. Christ. Anyway, then we went to get her squid at OCK, and I got the wrong one. Bloody dumbshit. Swallowed it anyway. Went to coffeebean, got my treat. Pure Choc Ice blended and tiramisu. ((((((((((:
I'll take that as my cake anyday balls. But surprisingly enough, AJ couldn't finish her pure choc. I was like "WHOAAAA. What?" She's a bloody sweet tooth la! And she'd rather have fruits than choc? Erk. Okay. Where's my bestie? No no, not that fruit lover. THE OTHER ONE. The one who's all crazy over chocs and coke and sprite? If you aliens took her back to Mars, GIVE HER BACK! RIGHT NOW THIS VERY INSTANT! I want my bestie baaaack... ):
So then ya. We went to TOPSHOP. And I was damn disappointed. The hat wasn't sitting there, on top of the jeans by the corner. I told AJ the hat wasn't there, but she die-die wanted to go break my heart. So fine, we walked in.. all was left was the ugly NY camo caps. I could feel my heart literally like, break. There was no sign of the white NY cap we saw the other time. Sigh. Then she went to DP, I was lookin at the maternity clothes. Not bad eh. I like the jeans. STYLE, bodoh! I wouldn't mind wearing it la. SO DAMN BAGGY. Hehehehe.
Walked out since the place didn't have the right size for the shorts she wanted. Walked around. Went to Ebase. Now when I read the damn sales sign, I thought it was 2 for 12 dollars. Until I realised very much later that it was ONE for 12 dollars. Damn suay lah. And when I realised that? The moment I gave the ATM card to the cashier. So bloody late. I'm so bloody stupid. Please shoot me with a shotgun. But even though it felt a little wrong, it was okay. I didn't mind. That was, until she said "Eh come. Let's go to MANGO!"
My mind was like: WHAT THE HELL?! There's a Mango outlet here?! But we just went to ebase!omgomgomg. PLOP.
Got the ebase clothes for nothing. And if that wasn't bad already, when we went to Mango, THE TOPS THERE WERE ALMOST THE SAME PRICE LA SHITTTT.
I swear I hate shopping.
No, I hate it when I don't follow my own policies and advice I give to others.
Firstly, when shopping, you always look around for the best brands and the best prices. YOU DON'T BUY EM IMMD. WHEN YOU SEE EM! Unless you're gonna walk out and go home right after that.
Urgh.
So then AJ suggested this idea that we call our other half - Rach. Called her and tried to bargain a deal. She bought it. 2 for $20 instead of being cockanadans like us and buying it for $24. Thanks ah, Rach. Feel damn guilty balls. I'm not one for buying at this price and selling it later. But I guess I got no choice.
So then yeah. Went to town. Bloody racebus driver drove so fast, I nearly flew out of my seat la shit. Walked to Wisma like really fast since it was getting late. And guess what? Because I kept quiet in the bus while AJ made fun of those people who were squeezing in the 3 seater, I FOUND MY CAP!

While she, was whining cos she couldn't decide on whether or not to get the knickers, and scowling cos TOPSHOP didn't sell any ..affordable shorts. Then yeah. She got me my hat and we paid and left. Then we saw one of her friends. Went to say hi and all. Unwillingly. What can I say? I never really liked the guy.
If violent assholes stink, it sure was smelling like a dumpster in Orchard yesterday.
Then we went to Far East cos she wanted Aviators. But she ended up getting this No money, no honey shirt. SIGHHH. And well.. yeah. She left me to go home alone. Pretty typical, knowing her.
Got damn bloody mad when I was running to the bus stop. Ran for the 64. Tapped on the guy's behind. But the asshole still drove off. Thank God for caps and a mp3 player. Waited another hour till the bus came. And the bus I was on was bloody roach infested la shit.
*Listening to MC's always be my baby*
Cockroach the size of half my index finger walks up on window. I shift my ass to the outer seat.
Then ANOTHER cockroach walks on the handle bar in front of me. Jesus Christ. I looked around. Baby cockroaches were walking all over the side of the bus. Slightly smaller sized adults were crawling all over the floor.
WHAT THE BLOODY ****! I sure as hell wasn't going to do a Joe's Apartment.
I ran for the next empty seat in front. Despite the smell. I was in Dhoby Ghaut. I took a bus down. You do the maths. Last thing I need is to be arrested for being a racist or something.
So bloody sick. Bloody unlucky night. In every sense of the damn word.
Now I'm done whining. Back to reading my damn novels. I NEED SLEEP!
And oh yeah. Got a dinner tomorrow night with Amanda. Not my bestfriend. THE OTHER ONE. Can't wait. Pasta, restuarants, waiters and everything complete in a hotel.
All for my birthday. WHEEEEE! Hehe! And on Weds, the 10th, the 3 May babies are going out! Joel, Dawn and MEEEEEEE! Can't wait for that either. Hopefully everything goes smooooth. (((((((:
Only feel sad cos of one thing, and one thing alone. My favourite live band. Energy.
Sigh..


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