Friday, July 14

This is seriously getting annoying. RAAAAHHH.

Okay, you guys remember Helen's cat? The feline I'm going crazy over? I WANT TO TAKE HER IN DECEMBER BUT MY MOM'S BEING A PAAAAAAIN and keeps on giving all sorts of crap excuses just so she can say "no" to the cat coming home. And its getting so damn freaking annoying.

Excuse no.1: no space in the house.

Just how big is the cat? I SAID I WANTED A CAT! Not an elephant or a horse, you know? I didn't even say I wanted a Labrador or a Dalmatian! I just want a CAT! And its FREE! And the beddings, the cage, the food are all coming along with the package. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING A CAT?!

Excuse no.2: are you going to be there for the cat 24/7?

ITS A CAT! ITS INDEPENDENT! ITS NOT LIKE A DOG WHO NEEDS YOU TO WALK IT OR PLAY WITH IT WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO WATCH THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW! And besides. I'm not the clubbing kind of idiot who'll go out drinking and dancing my ass off till 3am. I'm home at least in the evening or at night right? AND IM GETTING THE CAT TOYS AS WELL WHAT. Cats are well known for entertaining themselves even with a simple toy like a ball of yarn.

AND ITS A CAT! AN ADULT CAT! You're talking to me like as if I'm bringing home a month old kitten...

RAAAAH!

Excuse no.3: then you go to school, you go to work, then the cat who look after?

Once again, it is a cat. An adult cat. ITS NOT A KITTEN. Are you always there by my side wherever I go physically? No, right? You buy me food to eat - I do that for the cat, and I'll even make the cat its favourite dish - boiled prawns. You're talking to me like as if the cat's disabled or some youngling that can't look after itself... insane.

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She's driving me crazy. Whenever she sees those parishilton-ish dogs on TV in the handbags, she'll go all Ooh Aah SO CUTE nonsense. And the cat? Why you want the cat, its not as cute as the dog, dogs are better, lets get a dog... STUPID RIGHT? An independent animal already complaining, then want an animal that requries MORE than the independent fellow.

Seriously, I never thought that animal lovers could be bias. I mean, I love dogs. Whenever I see Jingle, I'll always be playing with his ears or paws. And I'll be so engrossed in patting his head that I'll ignore whatever Andrea's saying. I'm no dog-hater. I just don't want a dog because firstly, my aunt, uncle and cousins can't come over should I have one. They're muslim, so that's pretty understandable right? And I don't have THAT much time to spend with the dog. I can't take it for a walk everyday, and I know that for a fact - precisely why I'd rather a cat. I wouldn't mind getting one from SPCA either, but you have to pay for vaccinations and all that there. This cat Helen's giving me ALREADY has been vaccinated, spayed and the cat comes with a cage, a travelling cage, left-over food, her favourite blanket and a BED! That's like having a free package right?

So damn annoying. What's the problem with cats anyway? Cats are lovable too what.. right?

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