Jokes with mom.

[In the cab...]

mom: jess, where are you going tomorrow? that party in 5 places or 5 parties in 5 places or something? it was on TV right?

me: 5 parties in one spot, ma.

godmother: oh the one at the beach with the countdown?

me: cafe del mar, wavehouse, azzura, coastes, main arena... yup!

mom: wow, see how you kids are so lucky.. back in my time, we don't even have all these kinds of parties..

me: well thank god they didn't, otherwise there'd be 5 Jessicas running around, instead of just me.

mom: ...don't try and get cheeky with me.

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[shopping mall and they're playing Bad Romance]

mom: jess, you know that song?

me: what song?

mom: that rah-rah-ah-ah-ah song?

me: ♫ roma-rom-ah-ah, gaga ooh la la, want your bad romance! I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE

mom: who sang that song?

me: ..YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCEEEE OHHHH OHH Caught in a bad romance ~ I want your ugly, I want your disease, I want your everything as long as it's free, I want your love, love love love, I want your love ~

mom: *ignores*

Pssssssst. It's by my favourite singer, God bless her soul and her voice, how could I not know... rotflol.

Happy New Year's Eve, guys! And I hope you all have a damned good one. :)

Here's to a merrier 2010.......!